The Tinder Killer

By this point, I assume that everyone here knows how I feel about Tinder. It’s a garbage heap and not worth your time, even compared to other online dating apps. You’ll get better quality results on something like OKCupid or Match. But if you want the real results with Korean women in an app that’s actually worth your time and effort?

Gotta use Meeff.

I know, the name is stupid. It’s so dumb that when my friend first told me about it, I almost didn’t use it because of the name alone. Don’t make that mistake though, this app is the best place to meet good Korean women.

Well, that’s not entirely true… Approaching in real life still gives better results and quality over the long term. But you can’t do that while you’re taking a dump, now can you?

Meeff in, in function, the same as Tinder. You see someone’s profile and swipe left or right. If you match, then it opens a chat room that you can use to talk to them.

What makes Meeff different from Tinder or OKC isn’t that it has the hottest girls or that they’re instantly down to bang. The real reason that Meeff is superior is because of the type of girl that this app attracts.

See, Meeff is billed as a ‘language exchange’ app. Doesn’t sound like a killer feature? Let me explain.

Korea has a very strong social system of maintaining one’s ‘face’, or your social standing and the way people view you. Because of this, apps like Tinder or even OKC have a stigma attached to them. Though that stigma is diminishing these days, there are still a ton of girls who wouldn’t even consider getting on a dating app.

They wouldn’t have any problem joining a language exchange app, though!

This means you get a whole new crop of women that you wouldn’t find on other apps. It also means that they’re more likely to be ‘datable’ types of girls who you can create a meaningful relationship with.

Breakdown of Types and Their Apps

Tinder/Bumble – The Slut, The Attention Whore, The Alcoholic, The Cheater

OKC / Match – The Husband Hunter, The Gold Digger, The Materialist, The Worker Bee

Meeff / Language Exchange – The Prude, The Friend, The Shy Girl, The Foreigner Lover

No App – Your grandma. Maybe.

While each of these has their appeal, there is one very important factor for the Meeff girls.

You can’t find them (as often) in a bar or club. If you want to find a girl who is actually worth your time for more than one night or a short fling, Meeff is easily the way to go.

Meeff is specifically targeted at Koreans who want to meet foreigners and vice-versa. While you will sometimes run across Korea boos, it’s easy enough to avoid them that you don’t really need to worry about it. Most of the users are Korean.

What if you aren’t in Korea right now? EVEN BETTER!

Koreans STILL use Meeff abroad, so you can meet Korean women in your area, anywhere in the world!

Another huge benefit to Meeff is that you don’t need a social media account to log in. Tinder requires your Facebook login, and if you’re a man who values his privacy (hint: you should be), then you’ve already deleted your Facebook. Sure, you could make a burner Facebook account, but then those rat bastards are still tracking you everywhere. Much easier and safer to make a burner email to login to Meeff with.

There’s also one extra, super duper secret benefit to using Meeff, especially for you guys…

We have a tool that makes it even easier, safer, and faster. Ad-free too.

This tool makes it much easier to sort through all the girls on Meeff, it automatically dislikes any profile without a picture, and even lets you set your location to anywhere you want!

Now, of course, that’s only for members… but for now becoming a member is entirely free.

All you need to do to access the Meeff Mastery Tool is sign up now on the forum!

However, forum access won’t be free for much longer! Make sure to join TODAY and make sure you can access your own personalized version of the Meeff Mastery Tool!

Download Meeff Here: (Android) (iPhone)

If you’re STILL not convinced, here’s what forum user 20^th Century Boy had to say about Meeff!

20^th Century Boy’s Take

So I was with a friend and we were talking about the usual shit; women, beer, and the results of both from last night. I wasn’t successful and my friend wasn’t either. But he didn’t seem too worried… he had a date on a goddamn Sunday of all days. I couldn’t even think of what to say to him because of his weird ass choice of a day to go out, but I asked him how he met the girl. Then he said, with a big cheesy smile on his face, “Meeff”.

Meeff? What the fuck? Sounds like queef. What a stupid fucking name! I don’t think I could have thought of something worse if I was being paid to. I chuckled and asked him what it was. He then tells me it’s a language exchange app, but unlike the others, you can see who swipes right on you. Not to mention there are no limits of how many potential matches you can have in a day. It was music to my ears, but he hadn’t even mentioned the best part: the girls message YOU first!

A God send? Maybe. If you believe in that sort of stuff. It certainly was to his gorilla-esque friend that he had there with him at the moment. They went on to tell me that they both got 50+ matches in just a few hours. Yeah, you read that right. FIFTY. MATCHES. I got my phone out and downloaded that bitch right away.

Ok, so you want a tl;dr version of what Meeff is. It’s basically a Korean language exchange app. You use it to “learn” Korean from a match while you “teach” them English. You can match with either gender if you are really into learning, or you can just filter out whomever you don’t want to match with. You can also exclude people from your home country and native speakers of your language (in my case, English and Spanish). This app is primarily used by Koreans seeking to learn another language, mainly English. But let’s call it what it is… a dating app under the guise of a language exchange app.

Here’s why.

What makes it cool and what sets it apart from other dating apps such as tinder is that you get unlimited swipes. UNLIMITED. Fuck. Even better, you see who swipes on you. It’s no secret. If someone is interested, they are listed in the “Lounge” section of the app under “Someone picked me”. It literally makes a stable of women that want to talk to you. And the same goes for them. My first night using it got me 90 matches. NINETY! The only drawback is the time limit for every match you have. It lasts exactly 3 days. But no worry, this is easily remedied by opening a chatroom with the individual which lasts for as long as it remains open.

The VERY BEST FUCKING PART is that THEY MESSAGE YOU FIRST. It is VERY common that the girls open the chatroom and start talking to you right away. They INITIATE conversation. Nothing needs to be done on your part. It’s like tinder on steroids and crack. You might feel overwhelmed by the number of matches you get in one night. It’s also easy to get lost and buried under the matches, and worse… you can feel like you’re wasting too much time on this. But it’s easy enough to control who you try to match with, or whether or not you want the conversation to go further than hi.

Now the stock of women is what you’re concerned about. There is no age limit, which is both a positive and a negative. Since it’s not for dating, there is no age or location filter. Luckily their profiles list their age so you can avoid the oldies and the too young to talk to. It also lists those nearby and others thousands of miles away. Just be sure to pay attention to the age listed, that way you can avoid matching with 17 year olds or 50-year-old grandmas.

Some girls make it clear that they are looking only for a language exchange. Others explicitly state they have a boyfriend, while others still, say they WANT a foreign boyfriend to practice their skills with. A tip I can give is if you speak any, and I mean, any other language, that WILL increase your chances for success with the opposite gender. I listed Spanish and have had countless girls wanting to learn more and showing a lot of interest in it. So bilingual speakers, don’t be shy.

Now that most of the work is done for you, how do you get the girls to meet you? Well, since it’s not technically a dating app (Yet, the app logo is in the shape of a heart. What the fuck ever.) some people can file complaints about you being too flirty or aggressive (never happened to me, but be careful). Like tinder though, you just ask for their Kakao ID. Meeff is unfortunately a very sluggish app and prone to crashing often. Not that it matters since you can just ask for their Kakao and move your game onto there.

Readers outside of Korea, know that this is a great way to meet Koreans. If you don’t know how to go about meeting them online, this is probably the best way I can think of. Matching with countless beautiful women, having them message you first and a possible meet up in the future? It could not possibly get any better than that. Make it happen!

Success rate? It varies from person to person. Me? I met a woman the next day and smashed in my apartment while watching Game of Thrones. I’ve met 7 other women since, and nailed 5 of those. 4 extremely hot, 1 fatfished me (Yeah I still took one for the team. She bought me samgyeopsal!) My friends have had wild successes, and not a single one has complained. And for you female readers, it’s even better for you. I introduced this to my coworker and she got 800 matches. My other friend got over a 1000. Yeah, a thousand. It pays to be hot and blonde.

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